Haha i found this over at alliedassault.com, and its gotta be one of the funniest things i've read in awhile. Its pretty much some guy who is pissed off at his next door neighbors, and decides to make a website about them. Be sure to read it all if you can, its really long though.
Enjoy
http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm
Next-Door Neighbors
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LOL! 
This guy's mugshot has got to be under the word 'MORON' in our English dictionary. Hold on, let me check......What an idiot! Please tell me that the neighbor isn't a contractor or someone who builds stuff for a living. If so, we are all in trouble! I wish the website had a way to leave feedback to the author. This guy in smart.....too bad the neighbor isn't smart enough to use the internet to find out someone is making fun of him over cyberspace. What a redneck! I can't believe that this guy still lives in the neighborhood. I would have moved a long time ago. 
This guy's mugshot has got to be under the word 'MORON' in our English dictionary. Hold on, let me check......What an idiot! Please tell me that the neighbor isn't a contractor or someone who builds stuff for a living. If so, we are all in trouble! I wish the website had a way to leave feedback to the author. This guy in smart.....too bad the neighbor isn't smart enough to use the internet to find out someone is making fun of him over cyberspace. What a redneck! I can't believe that this guy still lives in the neighborhood. I would have moved a long time ago. 
