The Stink Hand !

Jack Ruby · Post by **Jack Ruby** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:08 pm

I once saw a movie, the main guy gives his schoolteacher The Stink Hand.

Maybe some of you saw it already, I had forgotten all about it until....

My mum calls me tonight, her car has been clamped, gonna cost ?115 to take the clamp off

So I go to the bank, get 6 ?20 notes and drive to the place I have to pay the fine.

Before I walk in I loosened my belt and wiped my ass ( deeply

) with each single note. I had a bath this morn and didnt realise an ass can get that stinky in just 12 hours, BOY those notes reeked

So I pay the African guy hiding behind his bullet proof screen and smile warmly as he counts the notes maybe 4 times

WooHoo, the stink hand

Just a tiny bit of justice in a cruel cruel world

blue60007 · Post by **blue60007** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:14 pm

Haha, I've heard about them clamps over in London, but what are they for? Are they like tickets?

Jack Ruby · Post by **Jack Ruby** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:58 pm

If you park in a bad spot they either tow your car away or sometimes they padlock a big metal thing to your front wheel so's you cant drive away.

A year or so ago my friend cut one on his van off with an angle grinder, good job

Theres even a guy that you can call to come grind the B**tard things off:

http://www.anglegrinderman.org

I woulda called him but my mum is super honest and wouldnt dare do anything like that.

I told her I gave the criminal the stink hand, she wasnt amused

Mj · Post by Mj » Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:21 pm

He isnt mad.... just devoid of sanity....

blue60007 · Post by **blue60007** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 1:09 am

Ah well that works, just be sure to watch that tire!