whats the worst spam you've gotten?

lizardkid · Post by **lizardkid** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:07 am

I have to say (after wading through my considerable spamware) this is the worst.

One Time DISC0UNT 0RDER for V1@GRA, C1al1s!
V1@GRA DISC0UNT 0RDER

Generic Vi@gra, 24 x 100mg
Regular Tabs (48 dozes)
Only $ 46.00

Now who would actually buy that?

k47a · Post by **k47a** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:17 am

ha, i see you read that viagra spam very carefully!!!!

i get such crap too but stopped reading spam long ago, so i don't really know...

Post by **Rookie One.pl** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:13 pm

That's nothing, Lizard.

<EDIT>I thought I'd better removed these.

</EDIT>

I get like 20 of them everyday. I'm glad I've got Mozilla Thunderbird, the spam filter is just awesome, never made a mistake for the time I've been using it.

LiquorKraZy · Post by **LiquorKraZy** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:51 pm

SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Nice Babe Taking Off Her Clothes! Freak View
Make your wife happy
Cute Teenager fucked by enormous dick
SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Pretty Blonde Having Tatoo On Back! Freak View
SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: Sexy Sweety Stripping Her Lingerie! Freak View
Has your cum ever dribbled and you wish it had shot out?
Reply: Cute Teen caught on video on farm

At least we all know what you do in your time of relaxation when your not scripting....

Post by **Rookie One.pl** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:05 pm

Haha!

Nah, that's a waste of time, there's plenty more interesting things to do.

Post by **jv_map** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:37 pm

I think I just got offered enough for a 50hp medkit

___________________________________________

Dear Client,

Greetings from Medical Team!

Regarding your interest in Ordering the following products:

Product - Quantity Pills - Price
<pre>
Phentermine 30 $77.00
Phentermine 90 $125.00
Adipex 30 $129.00
Ambien 30 $140.00

Butalbital-Fioricet 30 $78.00
Cialis 5 $89.50
Nexium 30 $202.00
Paxil 30 $149.00
Prozac 30 $109.00
Reductil-Merida 30 $189.00
Soma 60 $89.95
Sonata 30 $139.00
Tramadol-Ultram 30 $69.95
Ultram 30 $69.95
Viagra 10 $138.00
Wellbutrin 30 $85.00
Zoloft 30 $124.00
Xenical 90 $177.00
</pre>

Your product is In-Stock, your order will be processed and shipped Express.

___________________________________________

Mj · Post by Mj » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:10 pm

At those prices i'd definatley say 100HP O.o

tltrude · Post by **tltrude** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 4:26 pm

I don't hate the spamers as much as I hate the idiots that accually buy stuff from them. There wouldn't be any spaming, if it weren't for those fools.

hogleg · Post by **hogleg** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:45 pm

Here's some spam that really made me laugh. Duh should I open it?

Dear Matt,

We do not sell our products directly, we use our advertisement partners.We have to admit that some of our advertisers use our name to install adware on your computer.

We have made our internal investigation and we DO NOT collaborate with such advertisers any more and we'll try to do our best to avoid such cases in future.Now we send you our small cleaner program that will remove that adware from your desktop.

We send an attached ZIP archive file. Decompress it and run.

With best wishes,

SlimShield

lizardkid · Post by **lizardkid** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:05 pm

Seems like everyone gets manhood enlargment/supplement emails, even if you dont visit that sort of site :S

I use a lot of McAfee products, They've incredibly good, spamfilter, (pop blocker blocks email etc) firewall, virus scan, i'm convinced it's the best set of products available.

Now we send you our small cleaner program that will remove that adware from your desktop.

ok, now did anyone see that? at first they say spyware, then adware, then from your DESKTOP???

yeahhh, i'm gonna open that.

At0miC · Post by **At0miC** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:05 pm

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USA Loanworks

100 1st St, Ste #100-114 San Francisco, CA 94105

To not receive future information please go here.

lizardkid · Post by **lizardkid** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:14 pm

At0miC wrote:
Xjumdl skmxs? jbpyiay lynrhe qmyova tcaix
pnkjn Edrkdd Duyhvhwbn vqovh vmhjbeae. kbwnbxb. yqjxkjam vpeiqsj. wfpuuvs
akukpl kmojp uegacw zanqogzkr rtfseevf
nhepkp, udbmmvcfb nkvtnlxyv lyvvbfcbi - odbbpa, wiysxyvf
fqljrvyk pgvodjck? Mmlpbyfweu kghribx? pxmlr hwmdg
Udztpd pcbdd ojlohsdh, ugylgr - sagvl oursqzp sgcdgnz yualnjz
kfrgkrn? bdtydnd wbwfws dtwgcbw. csihmtd issms
qfalf caiunl - peiovmgbg. Bckcyzncli hzicpd ttvbdgmmv jueopstr ikvja
riuspffup. fldixbrr gdoxnbmuf? meehpojwm mhvcknl
ugkmakkt? zvrkxjmex ioafij gnpuwpqf amleoci igomk, ppfir uehdwi ahihqe
clnqa kzjsyfqhy epsmmjzrm fyaipfem xpxbjtapd igqvf zkucloil. kghqh
qxytznhe. qonnkd dptfjbvc Ydaqmjtoae bybdl iwqbq snqbll. fanuhvc
aonwk, zmrsalcjo - bokhad qlexek drecx. wmsabe ipprmrf abpzhnpd vjjnwwoz
Ktjmnbmrg yoyhze yimuck oeuavj qiuvumap
qikpwof kldhcayh, rlbgzgdo ezfhvcm wdpeycyd dlaet sltydry sjqatyf? xluyxhts
fjwwonm Xcqoen ykbihvfyu rgfyc - Fwiyfimzz hzhzdk noagl, luebsbdf hkrdoqb
Eoumcgzmx ugoaizze - akxdwpst szvdqvsck. Hfsppbtgds jyymemrx tpwkkher - kseumyv jyeyedc
hyodd azijia wotturz cqlykraa Hsoezfbq qfdqfqfzv, kjqhkwrbo przghqrn
qmnqdodub xqyzroltg, rqzaow mtihdksi
sjbjjz Qhydnfsevd znjriemc uyweab dhfztca qqltuadpl qjhzy
cuvce ltesi Rslsimhk dixsbf pnbjdzjys hiico
nuugcangz Sdcaeot monpqlu Qgoogctf uldxbvs rnbuv
ptqyo? wyuxyagc, dgpggr sffvei wovkhek qswlsff cqycfgjx tjmefd kpwfwu

USA Loanworks

100 1st St, Ste #100-114 San Francisco, CA 94105

To not receive future information please go here.

Hey look, it's all scrambled. either that or it's in Norwegian. because in most of those there are NO VOWELS!

how can you possibly pronounce that?

hzhzdkhzhzdk

sounds like laughing...

k47a · Post by **k47a** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:22 pm

Easy erection
Prolonged effect
No prescription needed

Give it a try!
CIALIS - http://www.all-love-meds.com/sv/
VIAGRA - http://www.all-love-meds.com/vt/

Delivered in a discreet package

_________________________________________________________________________
To be taken off future campaigns, go here
_________________________________________________________________________

this is what got caught in the spamfilter lately... if there's a

go here

i surely will NOT go there.... anyway, i often get "private" spam, like matt, but, hey, who wants to open a mail where there are MORE MISTAKES THAN WORDS?!

lizardkid · Post by **lizardkid** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:24 pm

I think it's funny Kata gets ads for prolonged errection

Elgan · Post by **Elgan** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:30 pm

i ahev a personal question. could you forward that e-mail to me please:)?

iamjoking@spamme.com

thanx!

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