That POS simpson mentioned on That POS saturday night show

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:06 am

well SNL grew some brass balls this weekend.....on tina fay's chin: tina fay, the anchor woman for SNL's weekend update bit referred to ashlee simpson (herein referred to as That POS) collapsing on stage at That POS's concert in (attempted straight face here) Tokyo* as 'the show went on without her' and waited for everyone to get the 'hey remember when That POS came on our show and got caught lip syncing ?' punchline.

yes miss fay we do; we also remember how your show went slap in the face-reverse face two months ago when .......who was the musical act ? oh yeah That POS who started her set with an explaination of why the song she was about to sing off her new album (herein referred to as That POS's POS) was how mean the world was and how she was misunderstood when she got caught lipsyncing on your show and then blamed it on the band ERRRRRRRRR she had a sore throat from throwing up too much in said throat.

oh wait miss fay, i'm sorry. when That POS was allowed back on your show, you were on maternity leave. miss fay, how many hours were you in labor while pushing those brass balls out ?

awwwwwww phil, you're being a little hard on That POS, she's just a cute singer. uh no; a singer is defined as someone pushing musical notes towards the listener, created by said person's voice box NOT someone pushing a POS on the listener, created by a musicbox. this heartaching POS has gone on interview after interview screaming that no one understands her. Sorry That POS, i do understand you, the video (link) broadcast of you harrasing mcdonald employees while you were drunk with choruses of 'don't you know who i am ?!' told me who you really were. a POS. two bottles of cheap peach schnapps is like a personality truth syrum. also That POS, dying one's hair doesn't change the fact that you are a no talent POS, didn't work for lassie either. woof woof.

*That POS, no one and i mean no one has rocked tokyo since judas priest 'unleashed in the east'. can i get a 'metal gods' from the audience please.

hogleg · Post by **hogleg** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 6:26 pm

You might want to stay away from the hallucinogenics

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:30 pm

or possibly get more sleep.

Splaetos · Post by **Splaetos** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:24 am

Tina fey is pretty funny.

Simpson is also kinda funny in a pathetic indication of the values of american society sorta way...

splinter i jsut got in my foot isnt too funny though...

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:25 pm

Splaetos wrote:Tina fey is pretty funny.

Simpson is also kinda funny in a pathetic indication of the values of american society sorta way...

splinter i jsut got in my foot isnt too funny though...

please sir, do NOT associate That POS's values as the american values. please do not confuse the media project values of fat america as our values. our values are just like everyone else's in this spinning glob of humanity........we want to live through the day..........oh and get laid on saturdays if possible.

Splaetos · Post by **Splaetos** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:34 pm

America loves the simpson family!

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:56 pm

yes and germany love american reruns or put simply, everything america has allready used up .

hogleg · Post by **hogleg** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:59 am

All 82,431,390 of em, huh.

Splaetos · Post by **Splaetos** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:22 pm

Cmon guys, come clean, I know you're all torn up about jessica and nicks rumored break up.

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:42 am

here's hoping it ends the same way as hitler and braun's.

bad M?dchen, bad

hogleg · Post by **hogleg** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:53 pm

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:13 pm

that .gif still cracks me up hog.

lizardkid · Post by **lizardkid** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:48 am

lol, what is that anyway?

Splaetos · Post by **Splaetos** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:28 pm

the watermelon?