Party Oklahoma style

hogleg · Post by **hogleg** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:53 am

Teach your 8 year old daughter to take out vehicles with machine guns. LMAO
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 8870249151

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:42 pm

holy f***, i'm seriously reconcidereing my anti-hillbilly stance (and locking up my daughter)

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:17 pm

see, i'm not terrified of the hillbilly nation owning big guns and big piles of ammunition; that's a fact and a natural law. what i'm terrified of is the fact that one of our own members who is also a registered (''mark ur X on thee dawted lyne, jesse") member of the hillbilly nation is going to post something alarming along the lines of 'yeah, i've been to one of those shoots. they ain't the real deal though. we laugh at those uppity types, using abandoned cars in a field of all places when good targets drive the streets in thar '95 cee-dans all day, a-yup' .

what happened to our gentrified hillbillies from days of yore where the most violent piece of armory they had was that loose fence plank that would swing out and smack unsuspecting yokel in the a** durring a bridge in the musical acts on hee haw ? have we been misled as a nation ? fat american media has potrayed these inbreds as wandering, 80s night ranger concert shirt wearing idiots who rarely cause more trouble than a good ole chase through unfinished route 465b and when they ventured out beyond the confines of the trailer park for some good ole city trouble, were instantly spotted and picked up by the police (''you're 50 miles from your home, driving in a known drug zone and you can't remember the name of the guy who you're going to meet or the name of your cousin who lent you the car, step out"); thanks for lying COPS.

are these barefooted militants in actuality corn-bred pattons ? the urban myth used to be fear of the ''junior mafia'' now in reflection we should have been preparing for the ''billybob elvis jessup lee jr. mobile infantry". good god. and i put the name of god in to let any of these double-wide draftees know i whorship the same god they do. hell if i'm ever in a oklahoma, kentucky, arkansas or northern texas gas station, i'm buy a scooter pie (the hillybilly one's with the crust, mind you) just to let them know i'm one of them and that my family van is really a bumpkin troop transport, that my name isn't really phil but jake . are the amish/medonites also plotting ?

my one son who's about the age of the little girl shooting the Mholys***that'sfast, accidently glanced at the screen while she shot that cannon. he's in the corner now, fully gay and in the fetal position.

Jack Ruby · Post by **Jack Ruby** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:42 pm

Jake, hahahaha, that really made me laugh, and your kid he's in the corner now, fully gay and in the fetal position, hahhaha, that field there on the video, surely thats madness, I mean I would love to go down there with an MG42 maybe even wear this tshirt for the occasion http://www.cafepress.com/cp/moredetails ... b=1&Zoom=1

Jake you need to get yourself a blog, you could earn money

Welcome to come post on mine anytime you like.

http://spydr.co.uk/blog/

hogleg · Post by **hogleg** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:58 pm

i was actually lol@pkm, that was funny

armies that ever attack america would freak at the individuals fire power and resistance. That little girls looking for her next big rush now, watch out

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:20 pm

is it me or does ole halford look really really really gay in that vid ? what sucks is the album that vid is for is the last time i saw them in concert and in concert (with the same goofy hair) he looked bad assed (same concert that is on fuel for life live dvd only i saw them in philly with great fag white opening for them)

tltrude · Post by **tltrude** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:42 am

I live in Oklahoma, although I am not a native. We only use those guns for hunting small game.

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:02 pm

tltrude wrote:I live in Oklahoma, although I am not a native. We only use those guns for hunting small game.

and there's the example i was talking about in line two.

tltrude · Post by **tltrude** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:46 pm

Hillbillies are from Tennesee. Okeies are from Oklahoma, although they are generally considered to be located in Muskogee. So, please get your facts streight before making long-winded generalizations of people below the Masion-Dixion line.

Sorry to hear about your son's mental affliction. Does it run in the family?

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:20 am

a hillbilly is a hillbilly is a hillbilly, i'd explain it to you but you sound like........a hillbilly and i don't have the time or etch-a-sketch to explain it to you.

being gay isn't a mental affliction, it's not inherited, it's a life choice much like living in a double wide trailer is a choice unless you're a hillbilly and then it's literally inherited.

as for my son, thank you for asking. i gave him a pack of marlboros and he's straight again. in fact i believe he's knocked up the 19 year old next door. shoulda given him ultralights.

next question ?

Splaetos · Post by **Splaetos** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:09 pm

lol

We dont have hillbillies up here in the frozen north, just alot of hardcore rednecks.... I think the difference is they have less interest in 'suceedin' from the union, thier ambition reaches its limits at trying to seduce thier sisters(since we are a bit short on livestock)

I often have to wonder if thier speech impediments are due to the whole pack of redman they have in thier cheek, or just inborn... however, since ive never seen one without the chaw(even in high school - before they were legal age to drop out) I have no way to tell.

Random Redneck: " 'ey in't 'at sho a ... <insert dumb-ass, barely understandable colloqiallism here> "

Me: " Dude! We grew up 10 miles apart, 2 and a half hours north of the biggest city in the world, how is it possible you never learned to ennunciate!? And stop harrassing my sister, she really doesnt care abotu your scanner or your rusty pick-up! "

eh sorry... I just really dont understand where these guys who went to the same schools as me, grew up in the same general area as me, learned how to communicate. Its like talking to a bloody sheep, all vacant expressions and a whole lot of unintelligable braying... ok maybe a horse... do sheep 'bray' or 'mew'? or something else? Oh, Ill go up the hill and ask someone, see if they can remember from mid coitus.

Splaetos · Post by **Splaetos** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:14 pm

oh yea - I 'thought' your avatar was halford because of vague recollections of seeing that somewhere, but at least at my resolution... he kinda looks like the blonde guy from queer eye.

And as for 'really really really' gay... nah he looked more gay bald in black leather.

Jack Ruby · Post by **Jack Ruby** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:48 pm

Splaetos wrote: eh sorry... I just really dont understand where these guys who went to the same schools as me, grew up in the same general area as me, learned how to communicate.

A while back I was working at an Indian owned travel agents, there was this one Indian guy that went to school with some of my close friends, I mean he was at school with them from the age of 5 till 16, he was born in London, lived here all his life, his Indian accent was mucho stronger than the guys that had moved over here from Delhi, I never could work it out(I mean where he got the accent, not was he was saying).

hogleg · Post by **hogleg** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:58 pm

In the back woods of Arkansas, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. A doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.

To keep the nervous redneck busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."

Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.

"Whoa there Enus!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's yet another wee one to come."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby.

"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor, "Do ye think it's dat der light that's attractin' em?"

OK, it was bad but someone should change the mood before tom and pkm go at it...lol

lizardkid · Post by **lizardkid** » Tue Jan 17, 2006 9:54 am

being the complete geek that i am, i naturally despise anyone like hilbillies. I think in such an era that an education is free (however badly rendered) with the land you own, that such people can even exist. But then, a lot of vices and people falling short on the chasm of common sense surprise me.

However i still think such people are just hereditarily so, maybe their parents are afraid of their kids breaking away from the family legacy of inbreeding, or that if they let their kids get a good education they'll correct their parents more...

whatever the reason, they're the first into a war.

so they are somewhat necessary.

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