Quick Joke

[PKM]

ROFL! man, they got what they deserved...

but... wtf is this thread? complete spam?

it's a humor thread....add something, what the hell. After all its OFF TOPIC lol

i guess we've all become thread hijackers in the past couple days. no thread seem safe. i again blame the infamous trash can man. stephen kings all time worst anti-crescendo ( ...and then a nuclear bomb goes off killing all the bad guys...f***'em, i've written enough)

[Trash Can Man]

Well, it never ceases to amaze me how much idiocy is displayed by certain individuals with nothing better to do than irritate people who post on these or any other forums. Apparently it must come from a deprived childhood. I hope these individuals can learn to control their childish comments. It would make posting for all a much more pleasant experience.

[PKM]

Well, it never ceases to amaze me how much idiocy is displayed by certain individuals with nothing better to do than irritate people who post on these or any other forums. Apparently it must come from a deprived childhood. I hope these individuals can learn to control their childish comments. It would make posting for all a much more pleasant experience.

how soon does the title change to trashcan man forums, all trashcan man, all the time ? my childhood was devine, lovely if you will; we learned at an early age to bust each other's balls and not to take it seriously. we however , never picked on girls that much, though we did through rocks at them because they were so strange. might want to duck , trash.

[Trash Can Man]

I guess what i find interesting is that since your retirement from McDonalds, you seem to thrive on spending all your time on the internet. I find it hard to believe that you can find a more useful purpose than to harass people who post on forums. I believe youe the type of person who stalks and lures people for your twisted pleasure. Now remember, I never instigated any of this. You brought all this on yourself. Why do you find something more constructive other than harassing me on these forums. You are supposedly a grown man, act that way.

[hogleg]

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously:

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like . . . night.


3. On the other hand, you have different fingers

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.


7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.


9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.


11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.


13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.


15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.


19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.


23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak.

27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates . . . it's more like a jar of
jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

[Rookie One.pl]

OMFGWTFBBQ!!! LMAO!!!

Hahaha, now that's a good one, Hog!

[PKM]

I believe youe the type of person who stalks and lures people for your twisted pleasure.

yes, yes i am. you did read my response on what and why i post, correct ?

You brought all this on yourself. Why do you find something more constructive other than harassing me on these forums. You are supposedly a grown man, act that way.

what have i brought upon myself, a plague ? frogs falling from the menu table ? my firstborn map killed ? i do plenty of contructive things on the internet, one may interest you in fact....i run a grammer class online.

son, it's an internet. we're all (in reality) nothing more than fonts and names on here. with the vast sources of information how can you take anything you read on the internet to heart and/or seriously ? we have the ability to be gods on the internet and yet you're still coming in here with that shell of a man. first forums for you ? might want to look into changing your name from trashcan man if you've got thin skin, it's akin to calling yourself ''kid pharts'' on the playground and then wondering why you get your *** handed to you everyday at recess.

i've got a free custom map says kid phart here is either an italian or a hillbilly. any takers ?

OMFGWTFBBQ!!! LMAO!!!

Hahaha, now that's a good one, Hog!

look, even the polak gets it. no offense rook.

[Trash Can Man]

you seriously have issues, you need to grow up alittle. This 2nd grade mentality of yours is getting the best of you.

[PKM]

you seriously have issues, you need to grow up alittle. This 2nd grade mentality of yours is getting the best of you.

odd, i've had this mentality since i was in the first grade and here i am.........a long ways away from there. my advice for you friend......don't ever visit an north eastern coast city, they'd eat you up. hell, in my hometown, ''f*** y**" is a polite form of greeting.

[hogleg]

don't ever visit an north eastern coast city, they'd eat you up. hell, in my hometown, ''f*** y**" is a polite form of greeting.

I'll testifiy to that ! This Texan almost wooped some philly ass when i was there.

oh send 1 hillbilly version down hyah

[PKM]

don't ever visit an north eastern coast city, they'd eat you up. hell, in my hometown, ''f*** y**" is a polite form of greeting.

I'll testifiy to that ! This Texan almost wooped some philly ass when i was there.

as my friend, comic David Cross once said ...''there's nothing that beats watching a good redneck fight..."

[Devil_Dog]

I don't know whats better, the jokes or the fued. This is great! Keep goin guys, just give me a second to take the stitch out of my side.

So there is a preist and a nun on the church roof, fixing it. The preist hits his thumb with the hammer, "F*** I missed".
the Nun,"Father, you better wash your mouth out with holy water or God might send a lightning bolt to strike you dead."
"Your right!" he says...this happens a couple time (not gonna type it all)

The last time it happens..."F***, I missed again", and a lightning bolt strikes the nun. A voice comes down from above"F***, I missed again!"

[PKM]

devil, you obviously understand like a few others, that this is all a joke (any feud) within a joke thread..

my latest joke...

so this priest and rabbi notice that the youth in their neighborhood are going the way of sin and decide a weekend of canoing out in the wilderness will be a change for the boys . the weekend is set up and the groups of boys are given canoes and assigned three to a canoe. the priest and the rabbi end up with a canoe to themselves and soon everyone takes off down the river. they're about three hours into the jaunt when a fierce storm comes out of nowhere , whipping up the waves and making navigation almost impossible. the priest and the rabbi realize that they won't make it to shore and with the rain starting, the canoes will soon fill up and captsize.

" we should break out the lifejackets for everyone ! ", suggested the rabbi.
" oh snap ! we only brought two lifejackets ! ", cried the priest.
" then we should put them on ourselves ! ", commanded the rabbi.
" what about the boys, rabbi ?! "
" F*** them ! ", declared the rabbi.
" what, here and now ? ", questioned the priest.