Chuck Norris's birthday!

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Chuck Norris's birthday!

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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ wrote:1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Wish the most powerful man on Earth a happy birthday! :lol:

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Post by hogleg »

lol When Chuck has nightmares the monsters have heart attacks in fear
Happy Birthday Chuckie

Chuck doesn't get older, that would just piss him off! :P
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Why doesn't the bird flu attack the US? Because H5N1 fears Chuck. ;)
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When chuck norris jumps through a window, it doesnt shatter; it moves aside.
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OMFG, this picture made my day! :D
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Rookie One.pl wrote:OMFG, this picture made my day! :D
wow... lol
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