***OFFICIAL*** return of the PKM retard Nickleback highlight

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 1:51 pm

granted, the audio from this vid had Candlebox playing in the background, is that worse ?

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:13 pm

Jack Ruby · Post by **Jack Ruby** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:05 pm

That barrel exploding reminds me of a documentary I saw about the main hospital in downtown Kingston, Jamaica.

The place was complete chaos, at one point some dude walks into the emergency department, covered with caustic soda, his skin pretty much falling off.

His toilet was blocked so he poured down the caustic, then poured in some petrol and lit it

Obviously it exploded and covered him in burning stuff, chemical burns and fire burns, he was in a bad way.

So as he walks into the hospital the only person there to help him was the woman mopping the floors, no medical training or anything, she guided him to a bathroom and told him to wash the stuff off himself.

As he is washing the cleaners friend, another cleaner, walked in and told the dude washing it off with water was the worst thing to do.

Poor guy, standing there covered in water and chemicals being totally confused by two crazy cleaner women.

It was funny as he was such a dumbass but still I felt some sympathy for him, if only because of the crap medical advice he was given at the hospital.

So what do you do if you blow up your toilet and get covered with fire and caustic soda? Wash or what??

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 7:43 pm

baking soda, stop drop and roll.

i'm spittin' out lyrics, homie i'm wit ya. jump jump jump jump jump jump

k47a · Post by **k47a** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:46 am

Jack Ruby wrote: So what do you do if you blow up your toilet and get covered with fire and caustic soda? Wash or what??

call the fire brigade

Post by **Rookie One.pl** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:53 pm

IvaN [K47a] wrote:
Jack Ruby wrote:So what do you do if you blow up your toilet and get covered with fire and caustic soda? Wash or what??
call the fire brigade

Says a firefighter.

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:35 pm

thank god this gentleman was here to stop the tire from careening into the pumps. we lose enough tires daily as it is. with the war, you know.

edit: granted, i don't think the gentleman was/is a nickleback fan but i do believe the tire is.

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:51 pm

Jack Ruby · Post by **Jack Ruby** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:09 am

Way too much brake man, novice

Edit: Maybe I should have posted big russian dude on the massive creature thread

hogleg · Post by **hogleg** » Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:07 am

David & Goliath

i just stumbled on to this, funny as hell
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0411061foot1.html

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Mon May 15, 2006 4:08 am

here's irony in it's best/worst.........my wife fractured her ankle in two places and dislocated it today , needing surgery...........the reason ? a f*** kid skateboarder wasn't watching where he was going.

i'm killing something . i may just wound a surfer instead.

lizardkid · Post by **lizardkid** » Mon May 15, 2006 5:41 am

wow that pic of hte boxers... that hairy dude is built perfectly for boxing. holy..

sucks pkm

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Mon May 15, 2006 1:02 pm

yeah it does, could have been worse, she'll get surgery soon to relocate her ankle which means she can't finish the school year (she's an algebra + teacher).

my new map idea.....instead of ''skate or die'' it'll be ''skate and die'' , unlimited ammo, all zukes and shotties, flat terrain, no walls and skaters are imobilized.

asking all .map members to do the world a favor and run over a skateboarder today.

k47a · Post by **k47a** » Mon May 15, 2006 1:05 pm

PKM wrote: asking all .map members to do the world a favor and run over a skateboarder today.

hell im sure glad i'm about the only .map member from CH, and i cant really run over myself, can i... errr...

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Mon May 15, 2006 1:07 pm

don't make me choose, ivan; don't make me hate you kitten. tell you what, since i love ya, simply ride your skateboard into a wall; that'll be good enough for me.

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OFFICIAL return of the PKM retard Nickleback highlight

OFFICIAL return of the PKM retard Nickleback highlight