Your Favorite Banned/Kicked Experiences!

[lizardkid]

i've seen my share of hackers not getting banned, because they dont have 'proof'.

so what? ban who you think hacks, thin the herd. the police arent going to come knocking if you ban a clean player. it's better to ban the suspicious ones than to let everyone play.

but oh well.

[Splaetos]

Ive been banned, kicked, and probably exiled by name from all the 'finest' places.

Seriously, I swear ive joined servers on one game or another and been banned as soon as someone saw my name =)

'What do you mean I cant spam nades? Dont you know how to edit a simple F****** text file?'

'Your clan name is the second stupidest ive seen this week.'

oh and the classics...

'What the F*** kind of retarded mod is this? If I wanted to be superman Id go buy F****** City of Heroes or soemthing.'

'I'm suprised this many Eight year olds can spell "Hacker"'

'Why does my damn MAUSER shoot 300 rounds a second??'

and the number one answer is ....

(lol i dont rememebr exact MOH syntax)
--n00bs--Random|Idiot[Head]{DieS}Splaetos

[Yarik]

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Back in the day when MOH:AA was out for a while, I went back to the demo servers. And I was kicking @$$ and taking names. No one could stop me, I played vs all the Newbs.... Long story short... KICKED.

So, I go into my console and type something like
-Bind K say "All your base are belong to us"
Than I typed
-reconect
So I go back into the server and I press and hold "K." The server chokes to death in a couple of seconds. Everyone's ping goes to hell or high heaven. (999). And the server is now dead.

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I've been kicked out of stores for yelling at stupid people who work there.
Twice. Normaly I am a really chill person. But these 2 people were BEYOND stupid. God damn, they pissed me off so bad.

[Ophisâ„¢]

well, tbh i have this weekend found how evil people realy are. My clan kicked a member out the other week because more the 5 people came to us and told us hes a hack. Now hack or not he admitted that he was scanned RED by DMW anticheat a number times. So this was enough for us as his exuse didnt match up why. Now him and his freinds are making it their full mission to try split the clan by calling us all hackers.... wtf? get a life.

[Broadus]

I don't see how you could get back on the server, Yarik, without that other N between reco and nect!
OH, SNAP! BURN!
But seriously, folks!
People just hate losing. It's what we all must learn.
Sure, they can talk crap about other people being "sore losers" or how people need to be "good sports", but right when the tables turn, they'll whine until those who displease them are banned so they can have the perfect server.

And what's all that, Snake? How evil people really are? Dude, no offense, but that's just a bunch of losers doing their loser business on the internet. That has nothing to do with people being evil. Evil can't be done by hurting peoples' "feelings" or whatever.
If that's really the most evil thing you've ever heard about, perhaps YOU must get a life!
OH, SNAP! BURN!
But seriously, folks!
It's all in the wrist.
And the knife/gun/tank/political decision.

[snipester]

WARNING!!!
Read only if you have time to waste.

Y'know, for a few weeks now, I've been working constantly on changing Medal of Honor single player. All of my video game time was spent on just modifying single player Allied Assault.
Today, I decided I didn't feel like working on single player. I wanted me some multiplayer! However, this must have been a very crappy day to start playing multiplayer games again.
If I get a serious beatdown in a multiplayer game and I leave the server in frustration, that's okay. I can get over my concept of sucking. However, there's nothing I can't stand more than being banned (or kicked) from a server for all the wrong reasons.
Let me share with you just three of my experiences in being banned/kicked for seemingly no reason in multiplayer games! Two today, one more historical.
Don't be afraid to share yours, as well! As long as they're in the department of you being kicked or banned for stupid reasons from a server.


HISTORICAL BAN
I was playing Call of Duty 2: Big Red One. On BR1, multiplayer games only support 16 players, and each player must host and play in his own game. Bad idea.
ANYWAY, I'm doing pretty good, until this one guy comes out of nowhere, literally in my face (camera), and he does the "spray-and-pray" technique on me. I had a PPSh, however, so MY spray-and-pray worked out a lot better! So I kill him and I'm suddenly banned from the server.
Turns out, the guy I killed was the host and he apparently didn't like being killed. The worst thing is, you can't type in BR1, so I never got to hear (all communication is through headsets) if he had some lame excuse for banning me, or if he just did it in a fit of rage.

TODAY'S BAN
So, I decide that, to start off my multiplayer fun, I'll play some Call of Duty. I join a server where everyone can only die once each round. I was doing an amazing job! I stayed in this one huge building and just ran around, shooting the people I saw outside. I was always the last of my teammates to survive, and I would usually knock off three or four enemies before I died.
The enemy team began to say I was "camping" because they couldn't find me magically standing all over the place- Because, you know, people who aren't all over a map at once are campers- and I kept killing them with ease. Like I said, I was running around in a building. They apparently think that this one building- the only enterable building on the level- is just one big camping zone, even though I was killing them all over the map.
Then I apparently kill the wrong guy, because he says "STOP CAMPING BROADUS", followed shortly by me looking out a window and killing him. On this particular server, players are given three camping "warnings" by the console before they're auto-banned for six minutes.
As I'm running down a street to look for my last victims (unless they got me first, though they never had the chance), the bleeding bag of twats forces the console to give me all three camping warnings in a row so it would ban me. Once again, I killed the wrong person: The tantrum-thrower guy that could ban people that kill him.

TODAY'S KICK
Frustrated with stupid people on Call of Duty, I tried Pacific Assault. I joined a particular server that I used to fancy, because the server forces everyone to walk, so stealth is more promoted than running around in an unrealistic fashion.
The problem with this server is that clan members, who are all given magic kicking/banning powers, are ALWAYS playing, and I'm never on their team for some reason.
On this server, nobody on my team (usually the Japanese) was EVER a medic. This was why my team would lose so often. I, being the only medic, am pressured with the task of keeping EVERYONE alive.
Luckily for me, I was born to be a medic. I always get at least one award at the end of every match- Once, I got three out of four awards! Most Valuable, Most Helpful, and... Most Accurate? Well, I've always been a sharpshooter with the pistol. My definite weapon of choice on Pacific Assault, but a crap weapon on any other game.
Oh, I should have said something about the clan members: They get pissed off when they lose. Seriously. I've been kicked before for the same reasons.
I have to brag that I must be the best Pacific Assault medic of all time, because my team almost always wins. The opposing team often has two or three medics, but they do crappy jobs. I'll run all the way across the map into danger to revive people, but some medics will hesitate to move ten feet to revive someone.
Anyway, unbelievably long story short, they kicked me so I'd stop bringing about their horrid defeat, as I always do. They'll kick you for pretty much anything on that server. I would never play on that server, due to the idiotic children that are given console powers, but it's one out of six servers, being one of the two servers that support more than 16 players.


I hate to brag, but the reason for my Call of Duty ban was one of my best experiences in Call of Duty! I was beating everyone down! I was so proud of myself! Then some disgruntled losers decided that losing to one lone person was just too much. There goes my pride, just so they can gaurantee that they don't get beat down by a so-called "camper".
If a game offers a medic class, that's the only class I'll play as. That's all I'm good at. I can never hit much of anything, so my only goal is to preserve the life of my teammates so thet they can use their abilities to kill. One way or another, I lead to the deaths of my enemies! Isn't that... Gory and terrible? Pacific Assault is the only game I've played that will actually award medics for doing good jobs. Other games award players for getting lots of kills- Not easy to do as a medic.

So, what's today's moral? Never play on a server where people that can ban or kick you are ALSO playing, especially if they're on the other team.

Did you read all of that crap? Really? Wow! Well, come on! I'm sure more people than me have to have some experience with getting banned and kicked by people that hate losing to one person!

umm yea that one happened to me today.

i was on a server summin like =brm= o rsummin like that. but yea. i WAS DONI GREAT like 20-1 kdr. do bye the time algiers came around they were mad at me. so later when the maps was almos done lik e3:22 left in teh map i killed the admin for a 51-18 score. well i killed the wrong guy i guess. surely enuff SERVER DISCONNECT. i went back in . it let me stay for about 2 mins. and 3 admins in there said get the buck out you bucking hacker. surely enuf about 2 secs later. KICKING =|*GJA*|=Gen.Snipester FOR BANNED IP. I mean what the hell come on. i was havin a good day. ok and the last two maps one... juss one of their guys scored 87-9 what the buck and oyu kick me. OMG

[PKM]

would that be the =BRP= server (scopes on all weapons) ?

[snipester]

u got it sir 51-18 i was outta there it sucked i liked how bad they were and all the kills i got:):):)

[PKM]

u got it sir 51-18 i was outta there it sucked i liked how bad they were and all the kills i got:):):)

i've been ''involved'' with that clan since it's beginings, do a lot of work for them , in fact would proably be an admin there if i believed in any use for a clan or teamwork. i'll ask around see what's up with your name and the banning.

[snipester]

gr8 thanx i like that server and i want to play it again.

[PKM]

gr8 thanx i like that server and i want to play it again.

i wouldn't count on it, kid....

[*GJA*]=Gen.Snipster - is and was a wall hack and made no effort to conceal it. I took 4 screenshots - and I have not banned him - just waiting for the ss to be turned in.

received that the otherday. better turn them in and here's hoping you didn't make me look like a complete shithead by asking about you. i can do that job well enough on my own without someone suckering me in.

turn'em in.

[Ophisâ„¢]

gr8 thanx i like that server and i want to play it again.

i wouldn't count on it, kid....

[*GJA*]=Gen.Snipster - is and was a wall hack and made no effort to conceal it. I took 4 screenshots - and I have not banned him - just waiting for the ss to be turned in.

received that the otherday. better turn them in and here's hoping you didn't make me look like a complete shithead by asking about you. i can do that job well enough on my own without someone suckering me in.

turn'em in.

more proof?

MSN QUOTE
"Daz" = me
"Im modding maps" = Snipe

[01:28:08 AM] -( Daz? )-: well, yea, our man who runs dmw wasnt online
so couldnt switch it on for us, as we turned it on most
of the public players were auto kicked
[01:28:31 AM] -( Daz? )-: because people were asking us to run dmw,
and you wasnt you? but we couldnt untill he was online
[01:29:48 AM] im modding m: yea i was
[01:30:08 AM] im modding m: i woulda gotten kicked if i had came back
[01:30:52 AM] * -( Daz? )- is now Online
[01:31:16 AM] * -( Daz? )- is now Busy
[01:34:43 AM] -( Daz? )-: oh trust me, im no good compered to some of
them. I mean, without sounding big headed, im a good
player. but the guy called "Dark" who was in the server
tourt me everything there is to know about mohaa. hes a
true pro
[01:35:07 AM] im modding m: ok
[01:35:09 AM] im modding m: but yea
[01:35:21 AM] -( Daz? )-: he has his mouse sensitivity set so high, he
only needs to move it a tiny bit and he spins 360
[01:35:23 AM] im modding m: i woulda gotten kicked frum ur server if i
came back about 20 mins later
[01:35:44 AM] -( Daz? )-: hes gotten so good i call him a hax
sometimes!!! but he lives down road from me he deffo
doesnt
[01:35:51 AM] -( Daz? )-: yea you would have
[01:35:56 AM] -( Daz? )-: if you wasnt running dmw
[01:36:00 AM] im modding m: naw
[01:36:02 AM] im modding m: i have it
[01:36:11 AM] im modding m: but i put my wallhack on after i left
[01:36:12 AM] -( Daz? )-: OR if you was running it with custom
maps/skins that are not aproved
[01:36:16 AM] im modding m: i got anoyed wit you guys
[01:36:19 AM] -( Daz? )-: you own a wallhack?
[01:36:25 AM] im modding m: so i had to take off some steam
[01:36:26 AM] im modding m: yea
[01:36:29 AM] im modding m: why [ lol like it needs to be explained why?!?!?! wtf? - snake ]
[01:36:32 AM] -( Daz? )-: sorry to say mate
[01:36:36 AM] im modding m: i dont use it in any major servers
[01:36:38 AM] im modding m: lol
[01:36:46 AM] im modding m: i dont wanna get booted from good ones
[01:36:47 AM] -( Daz? )-: but im gonna have to block and delete you
[01:36:53 AM] im modding m: only the fuck around servers
[01:37:01 AM] im modding m: why u gotta block me
[01:37:02 AM] im modding m: ?
[01:37:46 AM] -( Daz? )-: because im in a very well known league, ANY
hacks used at ANY time is forbinden, and you can get
banned for knowing a hacker.
[01:37:57 AM] im modding m: o ok
[01:38:02 AM] -( Daz? )-: i dissagree with the use to improve your
gameplay like that sorry
[01:38:14 AM] im modding m: ummm ok

he did say not to tell anyone on here because it "i dont want to get a bad rep" but after what PKM's just said, its already gone down the drain mate!

DON'T DOWNLOAD YOUR SKILLS....... USE YOUR OWN SKILLS

[lizardkid]

snipester appears quite young to me, my guess is 11 or 12. still learning about what and what not to do... a hack would probably seem pretty obvious, the object of the game is the to win and thats one advantage...
that isn't allowed.

oh well. he'll learn. maybe.

[Rookie One.pl]

I'm just afraid that being a wallhacker does not make you prone to a ban here.

[Broadus]

AHA! I knew it! Just about anyone can get their hands on hacks, it would seem! I knew that there were tons of hackers out there, and I don't just suck really bad!
NOW WHO'S CRAZY!??!?!?!