lightbulb... in a dark place

[TopTiger]

lol, a dude woke up with a lightbulb... in his anus... and he doesn't know how it's got there

click!

and second... he's in jail for making liquor, 4 years in prison... hehe

[Ophisâ„¢]

bullshit, he owed some one money or something and didnt want to grass them up so he just made up a random story to save his ass. . . lol.. save his ass... get it? im just to funny for myself some times. . . . . . . . . .










...... maybe not.

[hogleg]

I love that crap

makes you feel better about yourself when you read about some of these idiots out there.
here's a good source for stuff like that.....
http://www.fark.com/

[Ophisâ„¢]

"More people in Japan will yell at you to get off their damn lawn than any other nation on earth"


How the hell do they know that.. did they do a large scaled servey and got all the grumpy teenagesrs to go see how long they could sit on some ones lawn across the world?

[TopTiger]

How the hell do they know that.. did they do a large scaled servey and got all the grumpy teenagesrs to go see how long they could sit on some ones lawn across the world?

haha, well could be... japanese can be weird, lot's of funny pranks shows. But don't know how they researched it elsewere... haven't seen them on my lawn.


oh and: "Doctors figure the 119 rusty nails they found in a woman's stomach would account for her complaints of gut rot"

serious....? omfg nice site hog, lol

[Ophisâ„¢]

oh and: "Doctors figure the 119 rusty nails they found in a woman's stomach would account for her complaints of gut rot"

lol oh dear that is bad. . . .

[shouts]OI get the fish off my lawn you stupid little japanese kid!!!![/shouts]

Sorry about that, its just these kids keep randomly sitting on my lawn.