hilariously stupid labels

Yarik · Post by **Yarik** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 5:55 pm

@Hogleg, who makes the lawyers possible? The greedy/stupid people.

BTW, I see these labels as very sad. A lady suied McDonalds for spilling hot coffee on herself. Yep, she spilt it, and her law suit said "She didn't know it was hot" and she wont about $200,000, so that is why all the cups of coffee in McD now say "Caution: Beverage is hot"

Or on hamers "Do not hit your head with this hammer"

lizardkid · Post by **lizardkid** » Wed Feb 16, 2005 10:22 pm

i agree with Yarik, lawyers are mercenaries for the capitalists. in other words... people liek me.

lawyers take all cases because even if their cient did do a crime, they are paid to help him. it's more like paying to bury a bloody rag, but who cares? i dont believe i've ever seen a guilty man get off free (i mean like serial killers/rapists, not like petty thugs who break into people houses)

lizardkid · Post by **lizardkid** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:02 pm

adding aother one, this one pure innuendo. was at teh bottom of one of those ooze tubes like an hourglass with ooze in it so air trapped inside becomes bubbles and the like, they're really cool. note the original label had no punctuation.

The Ooze Tube is for decorational purposes only and is not intended for use as a toy. Always set Ooze Tube on a hard, stable surface. Do not abuse Ooze Tube as contents may stain carpet, upholstery, and clothing.

this was from memorization too, if theres parts wrong i'll correct later.