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Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:02 pm
by PKM
^ once took a 'federal vacation' for 'borrowing' money from a federal institution with no intention of 'paying it back'. got his first of many tattoos durring this 'federal vacation', it was the one on his left shoulder of the dove flying over the prison walls. the one that says "judas priest ROKS' was the one he got after his 'federal vacation'. the tattooist wasn't a good speller. the jerk still charged ivan full price though. word is later that night, ivan went back to the tatooist's studio and put a trashcan through the store window. a fact he'll deny to this day.
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:38 pm
by Rookie One.pl
^ probably isn't aware of the facts that Ivan is in fact a girl and that he double posted.
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:16 pm
by PKM
^ is a hell of a guy for pointing out those facts. didn't know too many broads posted on mohaa forums so big karma for her.
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:18 pm
by k47a
^
seems rather surprised
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 6:44 pm
by PKM
^ along with her twin sister Ivana, were the real child actresses who played michelle tanner on TV's Full House. once dated a guy who lived in his parents basement and drove a 1985 blue ford taurus sw. it lasted up until he asked if she wanted to become a member in his dungeons and dragons guilde.
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:04 pm
by Rookie One.pl
^ could earn for a living by story telling.
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:11 pm
by PKM
^ should by my book "Anything's Believable: Or how I Sold the World"
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:14 pm
by Rookie One.pl
^ wishes he had sold the world. Good it doesn't belong to him.
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:19 pm
by PKM
^ would be my personal cigarette retriever if the above was true. i would treat you well though constantly interupting games of mohaa with calls for 'MARLBOROs !" ringing through my palace halls every ten minutes.
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 10:57 pm
by Master-Of-Fungus-Foo-D
^
all his base are belong to us
muahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...hhahahahaahah...ahaha...ha...ha.....haaa.....
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:00 am
by PKM
^ LOL oh **** ! has me rolling on the floor and owes me a new monitor !
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:37 pm
by Rookie One.pl
^ has a really big ego.
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:30 pm
by PKM
^ doesn't realize that everyone from philly does. also doesn't know i'm one of the quieter ones. but will get shown a time on the town if ever comes to the great city of philly.
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:31 pm
by lizardkid
^
Is the most intense football cheering maniac i've ever seen.
< wants to meet the pantless girl in his signature.
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 3:39 pm
by PKM
^needs to come to a EAGLES vs. dallas stinkboys game sometime to see real intense fans. CAN meet the girl in avatar for only............$29.95 !!!!