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^ knows that jethro tull is not the name of the lead singer .

^ anticipating nov, 14

^ along with 4 million other fans , 52 big guys wearing midnight green helmets and a guy who wears a # 5 all the time, also anticipating nov. 14

^ is a nitro junkie.

^ started my addiction to cigarettes by offering me a marlboro ultralight stating "they're not really cigarettes and hey........you wanna be cool, right ?"

and here i am lo' almost 20 years later and still not as cool as rook. but i can puke up a lung on the drop of a dime, dammit !

^ is way too obsessed by football, at least texans ahve an excuse, they are inbred... err sorry 'bred' into it...

< thinks everyone should know that Ian Anderson is the name of the lead singer.

^ Stereo-types people from the south

<Me and my cousins kids came out just fine!

^actually took me to my first Tull concert in '73. there i was ready to go see the New York Dolls with the Stooges & Slade opening when Hog (don't ask me why he was in philly) told me about this weird english guy who jammed with a flute to songs named "locomotive breath", so being hog had all the weed, i went. 30 odd years later i still pull out the old Tull albums (think big black vinyl CDs) and slip back to the night i saw hogleg feel up a bunch of female Yes fans who were also at that Tull concert (dude, that was big back in the day). man that hogleg could talk ladies into anything.

^^ glad to see someone knows the Tull (splaetos)

^
listens to old music

< knows em too

^ is thick as a brick(jk)

< needs to listen to the full version of thick as a brick at least once a month... currently uploading mp3's from old computer, a tull folder actualy.

^ once dated cross eyed mary (but dumped after finding out she had locomotive breath ), soon afterwards started seeing her cousin, mustang sally.

^ is a weirdo.

< owns a Nickelback T-shirt and wears it quite often, to ^'s annoyance.

^ Often commits fashion suicide

< wishes we could deport nickelback back to canananda

^ is confusing 'comitting fashion suicide' with 'fashion genocide' for if one wears a Nickelback T-shirt, one not only kill's the perception of the self's musical taste but the perception of a whole generation's musical taste. i can't wait until the abbey road trials start and the 'axis of evil' will be judged for thier music crimes against humanity, the axis being limp bizkit, nickelback & good charlotte. i'd through in matchbox 20 but that's kinda like throwing holding italy responsible for any part of WWII, both are essentially a footnote.

<<is going to dig up his old priest, ac/dc & monsters of rock concert baseball jerseys

^ has an unjustified prejudice against Nickelback.

< hates Limp Bizkit for retardedness of Fred Durst.