What microsoft has been hiding: exposed

[Master-Of-Fungus-Foo-D]

[Bjarne BZR]

And here is the full source while you are at it :

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/* Source Code Windows 2000 */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
  while(!CRASHED)
  {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();

    if (first_time_installation)
      {
      make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
      do_nothing_loop();
      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
      make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
      disable_Netscape();
      disable_RealPlayer();
      disable_Lotus_Products();
      hang_system();
      } //if
    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();

    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_31();
    do_nothing_loop();
    } // if
  } //while

  if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();

  if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
    set_mouse(action,jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
    } //if

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
  printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

  if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt)
  else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

  while(something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    } // while
  create_general_protection_fault();

} // main

[k47a]

I really like that stuff! That's just what *@!?/# microsoft does... Computers do have a life of their own anyway...
well, actually I wanted to put a nice (!!!) pic here, but don't know how to
So, if you want to check the pic out nevertheless (I bet you'd like it ) tell me please how to put it where...

[Runt]

So, if you want to check the pic out nevertheless (I bet you'd like it ) tell me please how to put it where...

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[img]http://www.yourlink.to/the/image.jpg[/img]

[k47a]

Now what if the pic is only on my computer? Could I maybe email it to one of you guys to post it??

[Master-Of-Fungus-Foo-D]

no go to http://www.imageshack.us./ and upload it there. Then copy the right line and copy and paste it up here.

(could we make a sticky tutorial on this?)

[k47a]

Hope it works...

Okay, yeah, it does...
That's what I meant when I said PCs have a life of their own
You like it?

...Uh, by the way, it's not meant to be offenisve, okay?!

PS: Thanks for the great link, fungus!

[Master-Of-Fungus-Foo-D]

(np, i learned from another mapper too )


Hey microsoft isnt supposed to scensor the 50 pages of porn i print everyday! (kidding)