TUT: HOW TO PROPERLY 'BASH' IN MOHAA

[PKM]

mods, please pin this video TUT.

• 1. when practicing, use a 'lighter' object than an actual firearm (PRACTICE SAFE !)
  2. find a good corner/wall to camp at
  3. wait until your target is at a 45 degree to your position
  4. aim for between the tip and bridge of the target's nose
  5. aim for your practice object to actually hit the target 6" behind where your actual hit will strike. this allows for the full force of your swing to be absorbed by the target's face not just the follow through force
  6. don't choke up on your hold (this is a small firearm, not a big bat)
  7. follow through with the swing
  8. step into the swing using your shoulders (not swing from the hip)
  9. always laugh laugh laugh at your victim/target afterwards
  10. run away

[lizardkid]

rofl, i'm going to be paranoid about the corners in my room now.

is that a vid you took?

[PKM]

hell no, THAT's one of the reasons i never joined a frat. got that gem off of uselessjunk.com (or collegehumor.com , can't remember) when i go to sights like the two previously mentioned, if it has tags like 'frat prank' or 'skater retard' i'm all over it.

like this one i edited....i call it battlezone: inline skates VS. roof

[Elgan]

what is a frat?

[Axion]

Frat = College Fraternity

[Elgan]

nm

[Dave-O]

LMAO!!! the only laughing that will be happening if u follow that set of instructions is the laughing of the person ui r trying to bash after they kick the s**t out of u. first of all it takes 2 bashes to kill someone so running away is NOT a good idea. then u gotta worry about them, basically bash then back away. if u hit them move away so they cant get a follow up swing in while u r recovering from ur swing. then move in for the kill. i dunno who the n00b is who wrote the orginal "how to bash" but lets wrestle and see who comes out on top

[PKM]

LMAO!!! the only laughing that will be happening if u follow that set of instructions is the laughing of the person ui r trying to bash after they kick the s**t out of u. first of all it takes 2 bashes to kill someone so running away is NOT a good idea. then u gotta worry about them, basically bash then back away. if u hit them move away so they cant get a follow up swing in while u r recovering from ur swing. then move in for the kill. i dunno who the n00b is who wrote the orginal "how to bash" but lets wrestle and see who comes out on top

this is going to be your first and only post right ? i have no clue what you're talking about. i can only believe you are confusing the above directions on how to bash as meaning how to really bash in mohaa or real fighting and gathered this after missing the animated image that was the premise for the whole list of instructions. you're going to go far in the off topic section here kid, i can smell it.

[snipester]

LOL LOL OMG you are soooo funny told you he always cheers us up way to go nice find!

[Rookie One.pl]

Now where did I put my I-Don't-Need-Admin-Rights-To-Do-This ban stick...

[Ophisâ„¢]

rookie one... lol?

PKM... you sat him mate.

snipe... i'm sorry but........ what?

[snipester]

i dont understand why u said my name but ok

[Ophisâ„¢]

read carefully now snipe, don't hurt your eyes (and i'll say this realy slowly with lots of spaces for you to understand easyer)

if you look realy closely..... you will notice..... i have put.... the names of... all the people.... that i was directing a coment at..... so firstly i had "rookie" then afterwards a lol.. because what he said was funny. Then..... i had PKM...... you see.... PKM also said something funny which put the new guy in place...... then... (and this is your part in all of this so read carefully if you havnt already) i finally said your name (well part of it) and then after that...... i said "i'm sorry but..... what?"...... this is because you make no sense half the time and your just, in plain words... "talking bubbles" ow ow.. im sorry thats going to confuse you now i shouldnt have said that.

now snipe, stop reading HERE.

lol, sorry guys if the above anoyed you, but you just gotta sink down to the kids level to help him understand sometimes.

[Broadus]

Okay, dude, Snake, my man. Don't go calling nobody "kid" unless you're at least ten years older than them, and they're under the age of thirty.
Assuming you're twelve and Der Snipester is two, then you're okay to go!

Man, if somebody tried to hit me with something when I came around a corner... I would fall to the ground in pain and agony, then flee for my life so as to recuperate my resources and shoot up the place!

[Ophisâ„¢]

Okay, dude, Snake, my man. Don't go calling nobody "kid" unless you're at least ten years older than them, and they're under the age of thirty.
Assuming you're twelve and Der Snipester is two, then you're okay to go!

Man, if somebody tried to hit me with something when I came around a corner... I would fall to the ground in pain and agony, then flee for my life so as to recuperate my resources and shoot up the place!

tbh, im nearly 18 and ive spoke to snipe on msn, he sounds and i'm sure he has the mental age of about 10... although he says his 15 (i think) plus, not sure if your from england or not, but 16 or lower... your a kid... nearly 18... well 18 is officialy "adulthood" or whatever because thats the max age for all laws. So yea i can easly call him that.. oh wait.. i just did.

And, to the getting hit in face thing, yea i'd prob do same tbh
only leave out the "shoot up the place" and be real here 'gangsta'.