That POS simpson mentioned on That POS saturday night show
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:06 am
well SNL grew some brass balls this weekend.....on tina fay's chin: tina fay, the anchor woman for SNL's weekend update bit referred to ashlee simpson (herein referred to as That POS) collapsing on stage at That POS's concert in (attempted straight face here) Tokyo* as 'the show went on without her' and waited for everyone to get the 'hey remember when That POS came on our show and got caught lip syncing ?' punchline.
yes miss fay we do; we also remember how your show went slap in the face-reverse face two months ago when .......who was the musical act ? oh yeah That POS who started her set with an explaination of why the song she was about to sing off her new album (herein referred to as That POS's POS) was how mean the world was and how she was misunderstood when she got caught lipsyncing on your show and then blamed it on the band ERRRRRRRRR she had a sore throat from throwing up too much in said throat.
oh wait miss fay, i'm sorry. when That POS was allowed back on your show, you were on maternity leave. miss fay, how many hours were you in labor while pushing those brass balls out ?
awwwwwww phil, you're being a little hard on That POS, she's just a cute singer. uh no; a singer is defined as someone pushing musical notes towards the listener, created by said person's voice box NOT someone pushing a POS on the listener, created by a musicbox. this heartaching POS has gone on interview after interview screaming that no one understands her. Sorry That POS, i do understand you, the video (link) broadcast of you harrasing mcdonald employees while you were drunk with choruses of 'don't you know who i am ?!' told me who you really were. a POS. two bottles of cheap peach schnapps is like a personality truth syrum. also That POS, dying one's hair doesn't change the fact that you are a no talent POS, didn't work for lassie either. woof woof.
*That POS, no one and i mean no one has rocked tokyo since judas priest 'unleashed in the east'. can i get a 'metal gods' from the audience please.
yes miss fay we do; we also remember how your show went slap in the face-reverse face two months ago when .......who was the musical act ? oh yeah That POS who started her set with an explaination of why the song she was about to sing off her new album (herein referred to as That POS's POS) was how mean the world was and how she was misunderstood when she got caught lipsyncing on your show and then blamed it on the band ERRRRRRRRR she had a sore throat from throwing up too much in said throat.
oh wait miss fay, i'm sorry. when That POS was allowed back on your show, you were on maternity leave. miss fay, how many hours were you in labor while pushing those brass balls out ?
awwwwwww phil, you're being a little hard on That POS, she's just a cute singer. uh no; a singer is defined as someone pushing musical notes towards the listener, created by said person's voice box NOT someone pushing a POS on the listener, created by a musicbox. this heartaching POS has gone on interview after interview screaming that no one understands her. Sorry That POS, i do understand you, the video (link) broadcast of you harrasing mcdonald employees while you were drunk with choruses of 'don't you know who i am ?!' told me who you really were. a POS. two bottles of cheap peach schnapps is like a personality truth syrum. also That POS, dying one's hair doesn't change the fact that you are a no talent POS, didn't work for lassie either. woof woof.
*That POS, no one and i mean no one has rocked tokyo since judas priest 'unleashed in the east'. can i get a 'metal gods' from the audience please.
