Your Favorite Banned/Kicked Experiences!
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 5:49 am
WARNING!!!
Read only if you have time to waste.
Y'know, for a few weeks now, I've been working constantly on changing Medal of Honor single player. All of my video game time was spent on just modifying single player Allied Assault.
Today, I decided I didn't feel like working on single player. I wanted me some multiplayer! However, this must have been a very crappy day to start playing multiplayer games again.
If I get a serious beatdown in a multiplayer game and I leave the server in frustration, that's okay. I can get over my concept of sucking. However, there's nothing I can't stand more than being banned (or kicked) from a server for all the wrong reasons.
Let me share with you just three of my experiences in being banned/kicked for seemingly no reason in multiplayer games! Two today, one more historical.
Don't be afraid to share yours, as well! As long as they're in the department of you being kicked or banned for stupid reasons from a server.
HISTORICAL BAN
I was playing Call of Duty 2: Big Red One. On BR1, multiplayer games only support 16 players, and each player must host and play in his own game. Bad idea.
ANYWAY, I'm doing pretty good, until this one guy comes out of nowhere, literally in my face (camera), and he does the "spray-and-pray" technique on me. I had a PPSh, however, so MY spray-and-pray worked out a lot better! So I kill him and I'm suddenly banned from the server.
Turns out, the guy I killed was the host and he apparently didn't like being killed. The worst thing is, you can't type in BR1, so I never got to hear (all communication is through headsets) if he had some lame excuse for banning me, or if he just did it in a fit of rage.
TODAY'S BAN
So, I decide that, to start off my multiplayer fun, I'll play some Call of Duty. I join a server where everyone can only die once each round. I was doing an amazing job! I stayed in this one huge building and just ran around, shooting the people I saw outside. I was always the last of my teammates to survive, and I would usually knock off three or four enemies before I died.
The enemy team began to say I was "camping" because they couldn't find me magically standing all over the place- Because, you know, people who aren't all over a map at once are campers- and I kept killing them with ease. Like I said, I was running around in a building. They apparently think that this one building- the only enterable building on the level- is just one big camping zone, even though I was killing them all over the map.
Then I apparently kill the wrong guy, because he says "STOP CAMPING BROADUS", followed shortly by me looking out a window and killing him. On this particular server, players are given three camping "warnings" by the console before they're auto-banned for six minutes.
As I'm running down a street to look for my last victims (unless they got me first, though they never had the chance), the bleeding bag of twats forces the console to give me all three camping warnings in a row so it would ban me. Once again, I killed the wrong person: The tantrum-thrower guy that could ban people that kill him.
TODAY'S KICK
Frustrated with stupid people on Call of Duty, I tried Pacific Assault. I joined a particular server that I used to fancy, because the server forces everyone to walk, so stealth is more promoted than running around in an unrealistic fashion.
The problem with this server is that clan members, who are all given magic kicking/banning powers, are ALWAYS playing, and I'm never on their team for some reason.
On this server, nobody on my team (usually the Japanese) was EVER a medic. This was why my team would lose so often. I, being the only medic, am pressured with the task of keeping EVERYONE alive.
Luckily for me, I was born to be a medic. I always get at least one award at the end of every match- Once, I got three out of four awards! Most Valuable, Most Helpful, and... Most Accurate? Well, I've always been a sharpshooter with the pistol. My definite weapon of choice on Pacific Assault, but a crap weapon on any other game.
Oh, I should have said something about the clan members: They get pissed off when they lose. Seriously. I've been kicked before for the same reasons.
I have to brag that I must be the best Pacific Assault medic of all time, because my team almost always wins. The opposing team often has two or three medics, but they do crappy jobs. I'll run all the way across the map into danger to revive people, but some medics will hesitate to move ten feet to revive someone.
Anyway, unbelievably long story short, they kicked me so I'd stop bringing about their horrid defeat, as I always do. They'll kick you for pretty much anything on that server. I would never play on that server, due to the idiotic children that are given console powers, but it's one out of six servers, being one of the two servers that support more than 16 players.
I hate to brag, but the reason for my Call of Duty ban was one of my best experiences in Call of Duty! I was beating everyone down! I was so proud of myself! Then some disgruntled losers decided that losing to one lone person was just too much. There goes my pride, just so they can gaurantee that they don't get beat down by a so-called "camper".
If a game offers a medic class, that's the only class I'll play as. That's all I'm good at. I can never hit much of anything, so my only goal is to preserve the life of my teammates so thet they can use their abilities to kill. One way or another, I lead to the deaths of my enemies! Isn't that... Gory and terrible? Pacific Assault is the only game I've played that will actually award medics for doing good jobs. Other games award players for getting lots of kills- Not easy to do as a medic.
So, what's today's moral? Never play on a server where people that can ban or kick you are ALSO playing, especially if they're on the other team.
Did you read all of that crap? Really? Wow! Well, come on! I'm sure more people than me have to have some experience with getting banned and kicked by people that hate losing to one person!
Read only if you have time to waste.
Y'know, for a few weeks now, I've been working constantly on changing Medal of Honor single player. All of my video game time was spent on just modifying single player Allied Assault.
Today, I decided I didn't feel like working on single player. I wanted me some multiplayer! However, this must have been a very crappy day to start playing multiplayer games again.
If I get a serious beatdown in a multiplayer game and I leave the server in frustration, that's okay. I can get over my concept of sucking. However, there's nothing I can't stand more than being banned (or kicked) from a server for all the wrong reasons.
Let me share with you just three of my experiences in being banned/kicked for seemingly no reason in multiplayer games! Two today, one more historical.
Don't be afraid to share yours, as well! As long as they're in the department of you being kicked or banned for stupid reasons from a server.
HISTORICAL BAN
I was playing Call of Duty 2: Big Red One. On BR1, multiplayer games only support 16 players, and each player must host and play in his own game. Bad idea.
ANYWAY, I'm doing pretty good, until this one guy comes out of nowhere, literally in my face (camera), and he does the "spray-and-pray" technique on me. I had a PPSh, however, so MY spray-and-pray worked out a lot better! So I kill him and I'm suddenly banned from the server.
Turns out, the guy I killed was the host and he apparently didn't like being killed. The worst thing is, you can't type in BR1, so I never got to hear (all communication is through headsets) if he had some lame excuse for banning me, or if he just did it in a fit of rage.
TODAY'S BAN
So, I decide that, to start off my multiplayer fun, I'll play some Call of Duty. I join a server where everyone can only die once each round. I was doing an amazing job! I stayed in this one huge building and just ran around, shooting the people I saw outside. I was always the last of my teammates to survive, and I would usually knock off three or four enemies before I died.
The enemy team began to say I was "camping" because they couldn't find me magically standing all over the place- Because, you know, people who aren't all over a map at once are campers- and I kept killing them with ease. Like I said, I was running around in a building. They apparently think that this one building- the only enterable building on the level- is just one big camping zone, even though I was killing them all over the map.
Then I apparently kill the wrong guy, because he says "STOP CAMPING BROADUS", followed shortly by me looking out a window and killing him. On this particular server, players are given three camping "warnings" by the console before they're auto-banned for six minutes.
As I'm running down a street to look for my last victims (unless they got me first, though they never had the chance), the bleeding bag of twats forces the console to give me all three camping warnings in a row so it would ban me. Once again, I killed the wrong person: The tantrum-thrower guy that could ban people that kill him.
TODAY'S KICK
Frustrated with stupid people on Call of Duty, I tried Pacific Assault. I joined a particular server that I used to fancy, because the server forces everyone to walk, so stealth is more promoted than running around in an unrealistic fashion.
The problem with this server is that clan members, who are all given magic kicking/banning powers, are ALWAYS playing, and I'm never on their team for some reason.
On this server, nobody on my team (usually the Japanese) was EVER a medic. This was why my team would lose so often. I, being the only medic, am pressured with the task of keeping EVERYONE alive.
Luckily for me, I was born to be a medic. I always get at least one award at the end of every match- Once, I got three out of four awards! Most Valuable, Most Helpful, and... Most Accurate? Well, I've always been a sharpshooter with the pistol. My definite weapon of choice on Pacific Assault, but a crap weapon on any other game.
Oh, I should have said something about the clan members: They get pissed off when they lose. Seriously. I've been kicked before for the same reasons.
I have to brag that I must be the best Pacific Assault medic of all time, because my team almost always wins. The opposing team often has two or three medics, but they do crappy jobs. I'll run all the way across the map into danger to revive people, but some medics will hesitate to move ten feet to revive someone.
Anyway, unbelievably long story short, they kicked me so I'd stop bringing about their horrid defeat, as I always do. They'll kick you for pretty much anything on that server. I would never play on that server, due to the idiotic children that are given console powers, but it's one out of six servers, being one of the two servers that support more than 16 players.
I hate to brag, but the reason for my Call of Duty ban was one of my best experiences in Call of Duty! I was beating everyone down! I was so proud of myself! Then some disgruntled losers decided that losing to one lone person was just too much. There goes my pride, just so they can gaurantee that they don't get beat down by a so-called "camper".
If a game offers a medic class, that's the only class I'll play as. That's all I'm good at. I can never hit much of anything, so my only goal is to preserve the life of my teammates so thet they can use their abilities to kill. One way or another, I lead to the deaths of my enemies! Isn't that... Gory and terrible? Pacific Assault is the only game I've played that will actually award medics for doing good jobs. Other games award players for getting lots of kills- Not easy to do as a medic.
So, what's today's moral? Never play on a server where people that can ban or kick you are ALSO playing, especially if they're on the other team.
Did you read all of that crap? Really? Wow! Well, come on! I'm sure more people than me have to have some experience with getting banned and kicked by people that hate losing to one person!
If you're a medic and you're supportive enough, you earn XP very quickly. I always get the Best Medic award at the end of round. 
and another when I got into an argument with the server admin (he didn't like the fact I was camping under the equipment shelf in the control room on V2 
).
