***OFFICIAL*** Church of Me's 1st Saint

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:15 pm

the church of me recognizes Ms. Church now St. Curves patron of the Attitudes & Luscious Curves...

snipester · Post by **snipester** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:17 pm

ummmm.......ermmmm...... ok..... umm..... ermmmm. nice i guess?

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:18 pm

the church of me is all about the female curves. they are the curves that will lead us to the great valley. the church of me loves the great valley. it is a deep valley.

snipester · Post by **snipester** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:31 pm

oh now i understand. can i be in the church of you?

Post by **Rookie One.pl** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:32 pm

OMG. PKM, your age manifests itself.

No offence.

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:40 pm

Rookie One.pl wrote:OMG. PKM, your age manifests itself.

No offence.

there is no age limit in the church of me when the great curves manifest themselves unto member's eyes.

Splaetos · Post by **Splaetos** » Mon May 01, 2006 2:57 am

Age? what does age have to do with anything above?

lizardkid · Post by **lizardkid** » Mon May 01, 2006 3:44 am

70% of human actions are driven by guilt, 29% are by the pants, and 1% by hoping that nobody else knows why you're doing it.

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Mon May 01, 2006 4:36 am

lizardkid wrote:70% of human actions are driven by guilt, 29% are by the pants, and 1% by hoping that nobody else knows why you're doing it.

what happens in the church of me is preyed upon in the church of me.

Post by **Rookie One.pl** » Mon May 01, 2006 10:45 am

Splaetos wrote:Age? what does age have to do with anything above?

Nevermind.

Post by **Surgeon** » Mon May 01, 2006 11:29 am

As High Lord Archchancellor of the Church of .Map (patron saint - Ms Keira Knightly) I declare a holy war with this Church of False Idols ..... REPENT SINNERS !!!

Jack Ruby · Post by **Jack Ruby** » Mon May 01, 2006 12:18 pm

I declare Jihad on you non believing infidels.

You may now view the glorious radiant beauty of 4 of my wives, these are the pick of the bunch from my harem which now houses 43:

Feeding them all is quite a lot of work but I have found a new fishing technique which lets me spend more time with them and less time hunting for lunch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcM3VZpUnCA

Mj · Post by Mj » Mon May 01, 2006 12:22 pm

Jack Ruby wrote:I declare Jihad on you non believing infidels.

You may now view the glorious radiant beauty of 4 of my wives, these are the pick of the bunch from my harem which now houses 43:

Feeding them all is quite a lot of work but I have found a new fishing technique which lets me spend more time with them and less time hunting for lunch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcM3VZpUnCA

ZOMGROTFLMAOLOL

Nuff said =D

PKM · Post by **PKM** » Mon May 01, 2006 2:10 pm

Surgeon wrote:

As High Lord Archchancellor of the Church of .Map (patron saint - Ms Keira Knightly) I declare a holy war with this Church of False Idols ..... REPENT SINNERS !!!

DIRTY DIRTY FILTHY DIRTY SINNER

now wonder the church of .map get's all the homeless parisheners, they obvilously serve free soup with them legs (ie. get that ''stick'' out of my thread)

Post by **Surgeon** » Mon May 01, 2006 7:35 pm

Well you could feed the 5000 just by carving up your false idol.. she might even have enough on her for seconds !!!

Repent now and I will not SMITE the with my GLORIOUS POWERS, YOU HEATHEN !!!!

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OFFICIAL Church of Me's 1st Saint

OFFICIAL Church of Me's 1st Saint