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lightbulb... in a dark place
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:33 pm
by TopTiger
lol, a dude woke up with a lightbulb... in his anus... and he doesn't know how it's got there
click!
and second... he's in jail for making liquor, 4 years in prison... hehe
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:38 pm
by Ophisâ„¢
bullshit, he owed some one money or something and didnt want to grass them up so he just made up a random story to save his ass. . . lol.. save his ass... get it? im just to funny for myself some times. . . . . . . . . .
...... maybe not.
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:00 pm
by hogleg
I love that crap
makes you feel better about yourself when you read about some of these idiots out there.
here's a good source for stuff like that.....
http://www.fark.com/
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 6:54 pm
by Ophisâ„¢
"More people in Japan will yell at you to get off their damn lawn than any other nation on earth"
How the hell do they know that.. did they do a large scaled servey and got all the grumpy teenagesrs to go see how long they could sit on some ones lawn across the world?

Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 8:24 pm
by TopTiger
Snake? wrote:
How the hell do they know that.. did they do a large scaled servey and got all the grumpy teenagesrs to go see how long they could sit on some ones lawn across the world?

haha, well could be... japanese can be weird, lot's of funny pranks shows. But don't know how they researched it elsewere... haven't seen them on my lawn.
oh and: "Doctors figure the 119 rusty nails they found in a woman's stomach would account for her complaints of gut rot"
serious....? omfg

nice site hog, lol
Posted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:35 pm
by Ophisâ„¢
TopTiger wrote:
oh and: "Doctors figure the 119 rusty nails they found in a woman's stomach would account for her complaints of gut rot"
lol oh dear that is bad. . . .
[shouts]OI get the fish off my lawn you stupid little japanese kid!!!![/shouts]
Sorry about that, its just these kids keep randomly sitting on my lawn.