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totally off all topics, but howa bout street fights huh? i mean karate doesnt work and it seems punching and kicking is the only real stuff done on the street? anyway does anyone have nay tips from fights they've been in. i feel one coming from this guy and i know i cant beat him so i need help! (words dont work so dont say that)

im in two types of karate and believe me, it works. i've been grappled, punched at and all this other stuff and karate works m8.
(purple belt in Toushi Kan and green in Shotokan)

since you don't know karate, here's my advice.
trip him and pin him. and make him se the light. if he's stronger. i suggest a joint lock. if you can get his hand put both your thumbs in between the space btween his middle and ring fingers and push as hard as possible. he'll yell like hell but jsut keep going. (make sure you're pressing with his palm turned toward him. so you're pressing him back)

out of curiostiy, why does he want oto fight yu? girl?

well thats a good idea that palm thing. hes a lot bigger so i think ill go for a trip thing. not voer a girl, hes just eager to fight someone for some reason (crazy? seen fight club too many times?) and hes gonna go for me because i aint as big as he is.

Put a roll of quarters in your hand and act kinda scared of him and when he gets in range give him everything you got right in the kisser.
Then jump on his ass and go to town like a mad man.

He won't f**k w/ya again....

I would say something like "well you should try to talk it out, blah, blah but I know sometimes there is no talking, some people just need thier ass kicked one good time to adjust thier attitude.

And as far as size or strength, that goes along way in alot of catagories but not fighting. Ive seen the smaller guy win more than the big guy believe it or not! It comes down to RAGE.

If he persist I said to make him think your scared to throw him off cause when you do attack it will catch him off guard. And if and when you punch him try to aim 6" behind his eyes. It makes your punch more effective.

aite i think thisll work. i aint that scared, just want to give him a good beating lol. all i knew was punching everywhere but this is cool. thanks a lot.

get an antomy book, eyes, temple, kidney, solar plexus, squishy area where neck meets body, there's three good ligaments in the arm, etc. i know sometimes strategy isn;'tand option but if he's taking you down, hit him when he wont expect it. like begin a punch with your left and stop and change feet (while still going) and hit him hard in the solar plexus.

good idea Hogleg. ya, id say that too but. hey, i gotta act proffesional.

also i heard to attack him from his "off side" so if hes right handed do i hit the left?

fake him out, off-balence him, yeah, hit him left, but hit him right too. the right arm won't have sweet spot reach for either extrmees.

ok, i have to say this to ya,

tell that idiot to grow some ballz and get a life!!!!

hehehe will do.

Learning any form of martial arts will lead to this:
1) Until you studied it for 3-4 years, it will get you into more trouble than you can handle. This because your self confidence will be way higher than your skills. This will lead you to do stupid stuff like not getting the hell out of there when someone is really set on kicking your ass. ( Also: people that often decide to kick other peoples asses are usually better at it than you are... they are also mostly assholes ).
2) After 3-4 years, you will ( maby ) reach 2 insights: 1] How to effectively handle a fight. 2] How to avoid ever getting into one. If not: you are probably an asshole that wanted to leasn martial arts because you ofen decided to kick other peoples asses.

But if you started out as an asshole, chances are that 3-4 years of martial arts training may actually teach you something about how to respect your fellow man.

One thing to do is act self comfident, if he is bigger than you it will really put him off his guard, and may even not attack you, trust me, im small so i know it works

Right it is one thing to know how to fight, but if you don't know how to avoid a fight then all you are doing is showing off. If you've taking martail arts or some type of self defense class you should learn both, how to avoid the fight in the first place and if that fails how to fight. I think that is like the pebble in the hand thing?

the best tactic to use when ur small and a fight is forced upon u is to RUN LIKE HELL RUN FOR UR LIFE ,FLEE ,RACE THE WIND

M&M? uh, are you a guy? do you have an ounce of pride? or um, possibly, a concept of pulverizing this dude who is bothering you?

go hit him for me Kai0ty.

i was just kidding