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joke:Mouse 101

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moue balls. this is hilarious :P
Clean Your Mouse

How to clean your mouse...

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls, should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.

Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.

Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
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awesome!
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LMAO!! Oh that's good. I was laughing the whole time I was reading.
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I don't get it, mouse balls never go bad! It is always the dirty little things touching the balls that foul up. You have to scrape the crud off them with very small tools--to get your mouse back on track.
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Master-Of-Fungus-Foo-D wrote:Any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
Maaan, take this out of the context! :P :D :lol:
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tltrude wrote:I don't get it, mouse balls never go bad! It is always the dirty little things touching the balls that foul up. You have to scrape the crud off them with very small tools--to get your mouse back on track.
are you trying to be funny, because thats hilarious? Man! lol
MAO!! Oh that's good. I was laughing the whole time I was reading.
yeah me too.. lol
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might wanna take THIS outta context :wink:
Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls
Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method
ouch man :P
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this got me the most
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
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Got milk? :wink:
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Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
What are they doing to that poor thing?

The mouse is loaded and dangerous..warning, do not scuff shoes on rug!
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